Thursday, November 20, 2008

Albert Wang Interviews Himself (Joke Series, No Kidding)

OFFICIAL OCCUPATION: Who knows?


LATEST BOOK READ: Goya by Robert Hughes. Yes I am pretending to read it.


FAVORITE COLOR: I like all colors... yeah, I'm an artist so I don't discriminate.


FAVORITE CURSE WORD: F&ckadelic...


SIGN: Libra, same as Lee Harvey Oswald.


CURRENT HAIR COLOR: Black is back.


TATTOOS: None except the black eye my ex-girlfriend could have given me. 


PIERCINGS: None except some old-school lobotomy.


PREFERRED TOOTHPASTE: Ah, I don't care. I brush with twigs if I had to.


FAVORITE NEW PRODUCT: No Logo by Naomi Klein because it's a bestseller about being anti-commercial. A living contradiction.


WEAKNESSES: Not getting to Art Basel Miami Beach!


FAVORITE EMOTION: Mad and can't take much anymore.


LEAST FAVORITE EMOTION: Betrayed by love.


GUILTY PLEASURES: Ex-girlfriend, reading Victorian erotique fiction.


HOW THE HELL DO YOU PRONOUNCE MY LAST NAME?!?!!!: Wang, not Wong!


WHAT'S IN MY CD PLAYER NOW: Hmm... Q-Tip's new album "The Renaissance."


RECENT TRIPS: New York City. Not New York City. 


LATEST KICK: Getting in and out of relationships. Supporting Amy Caron, Circlegal, Kurtz + peng, and qi peng through culturehall at Fountain Miami 2008.  


SMOKER: NO


DRINKER: Nope, I'm boring am I?


COFFEE?: Nope, it causes cancer yeah.


HOW DOES ALBERT TAKE COFFEE?: On a lithographic plate.


THICK OR THIN PIZZA?: I don't give a s**t. 


DISLIKES: Hypocrites and art critics and supposed professionals who don't answer my phone calls back!


SNOBBY ABOUT: Being a socialist?


PRIZED POSSESSION: My ex-girlfriend and art collection.


THINGS I DO NOT NEED: Luxury.


THINGS I DO NEED: Getting Iao PROJECTS into Art Basel soon.


I LOVE TO HATE: The Crackberry and iPhone.


POP QUIZ: Why do my friends joke that I am part racoon?  Email me your answer/guess and I’ll send you proof.


[Because there is no answer.]

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